短信祝福 2021-06-16 10:15:13
Mylove,youtakemybreathaway.
Whathaveyousteppedintosmellthisway?
爱人啊,你简直让我窒息,
你在哪沾上的一身臭气?
Iwanttofeelyoursweetembrace;
Butdon’ttakethatpaperbagoffyourface.
我渴望你温柔的拥抱,
但别把你脸上的面具摘掉。
IthoughtthatIcouldlovenoother
–thatisuntilImetyourbrother.
曾以为一生只爱你一个,
直到遇见你的二表哥。
Becauseofyou,Ibelieveinfate,perhapsallthisaredoomedtoheaven,havingaMianmianzhizhongtraction.NowIwanttosayisthatIShangbeizi.whatisbuiltNieah?!
因为你,我相信命运的安排,也许这一切都是上天注定,冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是……我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?!”
Alsoknownasthebricksandmortarboardsinfantsbricks,theoldBeijingisthemostcharacteristicoftheculturalheritageofoneofalethalstrong,andeasy-to-carryconcealed,notweapons,andothercharacteristics,……shootyouusethemostappropriate!
砖头又称板儿砖,是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一,具有杀伤力强,易于携带隐蔽性高,不算凶器等多种特点,所以……拍你用它最合适!
Psychologicaltest:Ifyouandthecowardrace,youwantto:1yourunfast;asfast;youcowardslowerthan…answer:youthanbeastsalsoabeastyouarebeasts;beastthanyou!HappyAprilFool'sDay!
心理测试:如果你和狗熊赛跑,你希望:1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢…答案:1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐!搞笑祝福语
Iloveyoursmile,yourface,andyoureyes
Damn,I’mgoodattellinglies!
我爱你的明眸,你的脸庞,你的微笑,
妈的,我真是说谎不打草稿!
IseeyourfacewhenIamdreaming.
That’swhyIalwayswakeupscreaming.
你的容颜依稀入梦境,
于是我在尖叫中惊醒。整人短信
Kind,intelligent,lovingandhot;
Thisdescribeseverythingyouarenot.
善良、聪慧、多情而性感,
可惜这些你一条都不占。
Notice:AprilFool'sDayapproaching,onApril1youreceivetextmessagesarebogus,meaningexactlyopposite,pleasepayattention.Followingisthefirst:YouarehandsomestylesYushulinfengbeautyoftheblossomingdevilbuildlover!
通告:愚人节来临,4月1日您收到的短信均为假的,意思正好截然相反,敬请留意。以下是第一条:您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人!
Shacengsaid:Ihave16change!Journeysaid:Ihave32change!Wukongsaid:Iam72changed!InhisTangSeng:Nishionthetreatment,youchangeaphonecall,Isawhowotherpeoplelookatmonsterswithphonemessages?HappyAprilFool'sDay!
沙僧说:我有16变!八戒说:我有32变!悟空说:我有72变!唐僧大怒:西天路上也没见你们变个电话,看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢!愚人节快乐!新婚贺语
AfterdinnersevenCommandment:Iquitsmoking,quitimmediatelyeattwofruits,threeringrelaxedbelt,thefourimmediatelyquitdrinking,Wujiebaibuwalk,batheimmediatelyquitsix,sevenquitimmediatelytosleep!Journey:Remember?
饭后七戒:一戒吸烟,二戒马上吃水果,三戒放松裤带,四戒立即喝茶,五戒百步走,六戒立即洗澡,七戒立即睡觉!八戒:记住了吗?
Somepeopleseeyoutoday,youstillascharming,wearingacheckedvest,Manyouyoutowalk,adetachedlookcomfortable,itislovelytothat.YoureallydonotknowhowthatisSaiguorabbit?
今天有人看见你了,你还是那样迷人,穿着格子背心,慢悠悠地走着,一副超然自在的样子,实在是可爱极了。真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的?
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